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DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST THAI GIRL?
This week two good friends and I decided to take a trip down memory lane. We drifted back in time to our first “sexperience” with a Thai woman. Well, for some people let us just hope it was a woman, unless you are into that sort of thing! Here are our individual virgin encounters…
“GB” met his first Thai “date” in Voodoo Go-Go Bar in Nana Plaza, back in 1995. Her name was Pai and the sexperience was very enjoyable. “GB” was a backpacker at the time, which is far different to the luxurious lifestyle that he now lives here in South East Asia. “ML” met his first Thai girl in the Beer Garden on Sukhumvit, Soi 7 in 1991. Her name was Nid and again the sexperience was very positive. “ML” has lead a life in Thailand that is well worthy of an autobiography. Dave The Rave had his first Thai girl encounter with a lovely ‘n’ lively slip of a lass called Ae. I met Ae in Marine Disco on Walking Street in Pattaya, way back in 1988. I was looking for a “service station” on my very first night in Thailand. Well, I can tell you it was fantastic, I was well and truly serviced!
For us three guys, those first encounters with Thai women has left a definite impression in our lives. All these years later, and all three of us continue to be dominated by the allure of Asia. However, in saying that, there is nothing that can quite equal those magic moments of our first trip to the Land Of Sanuk. I felt constantly in a dreamy state, a wonderful warm feeling that tingles and teases the senses.
We can also ask ourselves another question – “Upon reflection what has changed?” To a large degree, I think it is us that have changed and of course, the way we NOW perceive life in Thailand. Some guys have become so jaded, that they think Thailand has gone totally downhill. But, in actual fact, what exactly has gone downhill, or uphill for that matter? The world is evolving and changing constantly, but a lot must have changed in our own personal lives, and therefore in our individual attitudes. The answer may be much closer than we think. For a reflection of our lives, or just to simply reminisce, take a long look into the memory mirror. A lot of the answers to these simple questions could be literally staring YOU in the face. Get your mental time machine going and take yourself back to your very first Thai girl sexperience. How was that trip?
Shakerz Coyote Club – Above Swan Bar Soi Nana
DAVE THE RAVE SUFFERS SEXUAL HARASSMENT
What a week it has been for the Go-Go Guru! I know that there are many guys who think that running a go-go bar is a job sent from heaven. This is not always the case. I am shocked to say that Dave The Rave has suffered sexual harassment. In the space of about one week, I have had several scary encounters with farang men. An overly enthusiastic farang friend stunned me with a smacker of a kiss right on the mouth. YUK! Apart from being male, he has a face that only a mother could love!
Another guy tripped on a step in Angelwitch Go-Go Bar and looked like he was trying to rear-end me. I had my back to him and next thing this man is on top of me from behind. In yet another horrific incident a drunk missed his footing and fell head first into my lap. After rubbing my reflective dome yet another sick farang started to rub my nipple! To top it all, a VERY drunk farang bought a bunch of flowers and gave them to me. Matt, the co-owner of Angelwitch commented with a cheeky grin, “Dave, just recently you really have to worry about what male attention you are attracting.” Forgive my naivety, but I thought the vast majority of us are all here for the dolly birds, not the men!
A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE EASILY PARTED
A 63-year-old Briton foolishly gave a Thai woman the best part of 17 million Baht, and then wondered why she dumped him. Stephen Jones has comfortably qualified as a top contender for Britain’s most stupid man. However, there are quite a few contenders for the title! To add insult to injury, the brain-dead Brit demanded that Thai authorities return his money. As Forrest Gump would say, “Stupid is as stupid does.”
THROWING YOUR MONEY AWAY IN A GO-GO BAR
A Japanese customer really got the attention of the Angelwitch go-go girls the other night. He stood up and proceeded to throw a HUGE wad of 20 Baht notes onto the go go stage. The Angelwitch staff squealed and cheered with excitement. I never knew that throwing your money away could be such an enjoyable spectator sport. Watching the battling babes scramble for the cash was very entertaining. Then, just when all the commotion calmed down, the Japanese guy threw another wad of 20 Baht notes onto the go go stage. I have never seen go-go girls move so fast!
HALLOWEEN PARTY IN ANGELWITCH GO-GO BARS
That time of year is approaching when all the ghosts and ghouls come out to play. Also, the witches will be bringing their broom sticks out of storage and Halloween will be upon us on Wednesday, October 31. This is an early reminder because Halloween is a fun time in the Bangkok and Pattaya go-go bars and beer bars. Where do you go on Halloween? To Angelwitch Go-Go Bar of course! Both Angelwitch Go-Go bar in Nana Plaza and Angelwitch Go-Go Bar in Soi 15 (just off Walking Street), will be hosting a special Halloween Party. With a name like “Angelwitch” you can be assured that there will be lots of ghosts, ghouls, witches and scary moments. In addition, those naughty but nice Angelwitches will tease your fantasies. Angelwitch Go-Go Bar in Nana Plaza will be fully decorated and there will be special shows to celebrate this ghoulish event. Mark an entry in your little black book, so that whether you are in Bangkok or Pattaya, you can enjoy the Halloween Party in Angelwitch Go-Go Bars. The event is being labelled “Nightmare On Nana Street.” Be afraid, be very afraid!
SEXY BODY CONTEST IN COYOTEES GO-GO BAR
On Sunday, October 28 there will be another exciting Sexy Body Contest in Coyotees Go-Go Show Bar. Coyotees Go-Go Bar is located in Soi Marina Plaza, and has firmly established itself as a popular dance contest venue. The go-go girls that will be competing this time around will represent five different go-go bars from Pattaya. There will be a total of 20,000 Baht in prize money available for the battling beauties. The forthcoming Sexy Body Contest is one event that you should mark in your little black book.
Duncan aka “Nightmarch From Pattaya” will be the master of ceremonies. The judges will be holding up scorecards during these Oriental Olympics. The fun and games will start at 10:00 PM, but it is better to get there earlier to ensure that you get a good seat. This is not a sales scam, these special dance contests really are very popular.
SISTERZ ARE DOING IT FOR THEMSELVES
Sisterz Go-Go Bar on Walking Street hosted co-owner Ricky’s birthday bash last Friday, October 12 and the night went well. So well in fact, that it took ole Ricky two days to recover. Following that there was a birthday bash for Martin on Monday and Tricky Ricky thought, “Here we go again!” There’s no rest for the wicked! During Ricky’s party there was a special show that was once very popular in Nana Plaza several years ago. Currently Sisterz Go-Go Bar run a Happy Hour from 8:00 PM until 9:00 PM, where house drinks are only 35 Baht. When out and about, check it out!
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
By far the best super saver on draught beer can be found in Champion Go-Go Bar on Walking Street. I think they have qualified as Champions by offering draught beer ALL NIGHT LONG for just a mere 30 Baht. The draught beer lads on a Pattaya booze cruise will love this. Cheers for the mega cheap beers!
JONNY BE GOOD
Talking of champions, I am very proud to announce that the England Rugby Team have made history by becoming the only country to ever defend their Rugby World Cup title. England won the Rugby World Cup four years ago, when they beat Australia. Jonny (Be Good) Wilkinson is the fly-half who has broken the hearts of the Aussies, not once but twice in a row! Also, beating France in France has definitely made my day! It will be a tough World Cup final against South Africa, but I hope it will be a case of Jonny Be Good. The stage is set for the Rugby World Cup final, which will be shown live across the globe on Saturday, October 20. Come on England!
DAVE THE RAVE ARCHIVES
I have now copied some more of the old archives over to the Side Bar. You can now read November 2006, December 2006, January 2007, and February 2007. They are all in the new text style with images. Enjoy!
QUESTION — Where do lady-boys go when nature calls?
ANSWER — They go to the katoilet.
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In the meantime, if you can’t be good be careful… Safe sex saves lives!